The Oracle
A 13-Week Creative Channeling Experience
Part Mentorship. Part Divination. Your own personal Oracle deck delivered at the end.
Now booking for September start dates
Step into my creative field, and watch yourself reflected - card by card - through divine artistry, sacred systems, and soul-level channeling.
The Oracle is not a reading. It’s not a course.
It’s a living, breathing collaboration between your higher self and my multidimensional gift.
Over 13 weeks, I guide you through your Priestess Numerology, Human Design, and Astrology - decoding your essence, uncovering your blindspots, and receiving the transmissions your soul is ready to remember.
Each week, I translate what’s uncovered - through our sessions, your shares, and your chart - into a channeled oracle card, designed personally for you.
At the end, you receive a fully custom, deeply encoded printed oracle deck, unique to your soul’s journey.
This is YOUR personal deck you’ll use for many years to come.
You choose the aesthetic. I do the alchemy.
Together, we midwife a tool that can only exist through you.
This is bespoke frequency art.
This is spiritual leadership in its most creative form (I’m a Soul3, Gift 11 with three 7s in my chart if you know numerology!)
It’s written in my chart that this is my work… let’s see what’s written in yours.
What You Receive
🜁 3 x Deep-Dive Chart Sessions
We start with a full decoding of your Numerology, Astrology, and Human Design - illuminating the codes of your Soul, Karma, Destiny, Path, and beyond.
These sessions aren’t for surface-level insight - we go in. We activate. We remember.
🜂 Weekly Oracle Card Creation (26 total)
Each week, I channel two cards into being - based on our conversations, your chart, and the energetic transmissions coming through.
Each card is designed by me using a combination of Canva and painting that I upload to edit. Guided by your chosen style, and infused with the essence of your multidimensional self.
You don’t just receive a deck.
You receive a visual spell book, a devotional mirror, a legacy piece of your own evolution. These will be sent to you for your input / feedback.
🜂 Wild Cards Creation (7 total)
Whilst you are in this portal, you will notice messages from the universe (I’ll show you how if unsure). We call these wildcards and we’ll include them in your deck.
🜃 Telegram Support Throughout (Mon–Thurs)
This is a mentoring space too - because clarity doesn’t arrive in a vacuum.
You’ll have direct access to me for support, coaching, and sharing what’s alive so I can weave it into your next card creation.
This is a living process - responsive, intuitive, sacred.
🜄 Final Deck Delivery + Guidebook
Within a month of the end of our 13 weeks, (allowing for print and delivery time) you’ll receive a fully printed oracle deck & an A5 guidebook written just for you.
Every card will hold your codes.
Every word will reflect your wisdom.
This is your soul’s library in visual form.
🜄 Card Blessing Ceremony
Once you have received your cards, we meet online to infuse them with intentions for your highest timeline
Who This Is For
You don’t need more strategy.
You don’t need another system to master.
You need a space where your frequency is felt, honoured, and expressed —
Not just understood, but translated into form.
You are the Seer, the Channel, the Wild One, the Architect of Realities.
You are the frequency-holder. The mirror-breaker. The blueprint rewriter.
You are ready to stop borrowing decks built on someone else’s truth -
and start working with one designed from the cosmos of you.
This is not self-discovery.
This is self-declaration.
This is not art for art’s sake.
This is embodiment, encoded.
This is your wisdom made tangible.
This is power, pixel by pixel, prayer by prayer.
You understand the importance of frequency and energy work.
You know this isn’t about seeking external answers but about accessing what is already within you.
Stepping into my field enables you to go deeper into yourself.
You’re ready to:
Stop second-guessing your power and start radiating it
Lead with your frequency, not your formula
Be supported by something that feels like you - because it was made for you
Reclaim your creativity as a sacred act, not a side project
Merge business, mysticism, and art into one coherent, cohesive YOU
You’re not the recipient. You’re the Source. The Spark. The Muse.
Why Now?
Because the deck is already inside you -
waiting to be born, waiting to be seen, waiting to speak.
Because the version of you you’ve been calling in?
She doesn’t arrive through more learning.
She arrives through living.
You’ve spent years mastering tools, gathering insights, holding others.
But this time — it’s about you.
About being held. Reflected. Witnessed. Translated.
And not just into words.
But into art. Energy. Magic you can hold in your hands.
Because your next chapter doesn’t need a new brand.
It needs a devotional artefact of your power.
This isn’t a “someday” offer.
If you feel the pull, trust that.
This is a completely unique offer.
The Questions
Do I need to know anything about numerology, human design, or astrology?
Nope. You just need to be open. I’ll guide you through it all - gently, intuitively, and in language your soul will recognise.
What if I’m not creative or “artistic”?
You don’t need to be. That’s my part. You just bring your truth, your stories, your energy. I do the channeling, crafting, and card design for you - guided by your essence.
What kind of oracle deck will I get?
A fully custom digital deck of 33 cards, designed in Canva, downloadable and printable. You choose the aesthetic. I design, write, and energetically encode each one. You get to give feedback, but you also need to relinquish full control :-)
What if I’m navigating a lot right now?
Perfect. This container meets you where you are. It holds space for your unfolding - not as a project to fix, but as a soul to witness, translate, and amplify.
Is there a payment plan?
Yes. The full investment is £3333, or 3 monthly payments of £1111. Other plans can be arranged - just ask. If this is meant for you, we’ll find the easeful way.
If You Feel the Pull…
This isn’t urgency.
It’s alignment.
If your body just whispered yes… listen.
Because this is more than a deck.
It’s a remembering. A reclamation. A radiant return.
🜁 Apply Now
Limited to 2 spaces a month.
Because this isn’t mass-created magic - it’s soul-made, one sacred transmission at a time.
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About me - Your Oracle Channeller
I’m Lauren. Oracle, channel, creative alchemist - and I know a thing or two about rebuilding your life.
In 2022, a stage 3 bowel cancer diagnosis cracked everything open. At 39, with a four-year-old son and a history of hiding behind 15+ corporate roles that never truly fit, I was forced into a radical reckoning.
Cancer became that portal for me. It asked me who I was beneath the masks, the hustle, and the constant burnout.
The answer wasn’t more striving.
It was more soul.
Since then, I’ve completely rediscovered myself and taken off all the masks (some I didn’t even realise I was wearing). I went deep into Numerology, Human Design, and Astrology - not as concepts, but as lifelines. Tools that brought me back to myself. Truths that rewired how I live, love, parent, and create.
I now live, work, and guide from that space - gently, powerfully, creatively.
Not to perform. But to remember.
If you’re here, chances are you’ve also felt the ache. The longing for something truer. More creative. More you.
The Oracle is my answer to that ache - and maybe it’s yours, too.